Muff-tache

What is Muff-tache?

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

See muff, vagina, pubic hair, sex, bush, beaver

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