What is Mumpy Morrison?
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When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.
Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
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Dane Cook's alter ego.
Drunk Girls: Hey whats your name?
Dane: Marcus
Drunk Girls: Marcus?
Dane: Marcus Quincy
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A vagina with more labial skin than normal.
"She was hot, but her tacohad a bit of extra meat on it."
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