What is Mumpy Morrison?
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When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.
Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
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When something is only worth having a quick wank (masturbation) over.
If it isn't worth a short wank, it becomes 'not even qu..