Mumpy Morrison

What is Mumpy Morrison?


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When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!

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