Mumpy Morrison

What is Mumpy Morrison?


1.

When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.

Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!

See mumpy, morrison, hairy, pain, girl


33

Random Words:

1. scum from the gutter hey look at that filthy scuter See scum, filth, tramps, hobo, poor..
1. An Irish surname, represented by the boar on the coat of arms. I hear his last name is Crowley- he must be Irish. See boar, amazing, c..
1. Acronym for "Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster!" Used by Atheists as a replacement for OMG (Oh My God) and other variations. OFSM!..