What is Mumpy Morrison?
1.
When you first find out that a girl has not shaved her pubes in several days and you are forced to have sex with her and your penis gets raw from the stubble.
Dude i totally banged this girl last night and i got a Mumpy Morrison! It hurts so bad but it was so good!
See
Random Words:
1.
a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time
Damn! That Pimp hand..