Muppet Mower Edit Meaning

1.

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit

"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"

"ya hes a muppet mower"

See muppet, mower, fish taco, noob, pwn, n00b

2.

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.

Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?

See lesbian, carpet muncher, dyke, eating out, lesbo