What is Muppet Mower?
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a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit
"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"
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Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.
Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?
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post-coital cunnilingus
After laying some serious pipe with Amanda, she was still horny so I foamed the milk a little bit.
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Pants that are sold mostly at Hot Topic. They come in a variety of styles, all involving either chains, straps, somewhat occult designs,..
