Muppet Mower

What is Muppet Mower?

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit

"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"

"ya hes a muppet mower"

See muppet, mower, fish taco, noob, pwn, n00b

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.

Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?

See lesbian, carpet muncher, dyke, eating out, lesbo

Carry-on Like A Pork Chop

1. Make a fuss Children who get their own way because they yell and scream and carry-on like pork chops learn that by yelling and screamin..

He-yotch

1. Derived from be-yotch, slang for bitch. A male bitch. "I can't believe that guy stole my hat, what a he-yotch!" See Sar..

Zilging

1. Zilging is when a female pees standing up, outside. For most females this is difficult, but with practise it will come. It is a very imp..

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