What is Muppet Mower?
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a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit
"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"
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Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.
Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?
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Random Words:
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The act of one "spanking the meat" while on aim whom is not on away or idle, nor responds to your messages. If your lucky you..
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crack head
Wtf are you talkin' about geeter head?..
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Literally to fuck one's self.
"Go fuckyoself."..
