Murb Edit Meaning

1.

(slang) To masturbate

I can't hang out tonight. I'm going home to murb. Sorry guys.

See rub one out, masturbate, masturbation, masturbating

2.

1. name given to congrove's mullet by a student with the code name "jake". murb has magical powers, usually triggered by congrove's lack of masculine testosterone or by a large amount of marijuana during the school day (which ironically makes murb powerless against the murbuhtrons, who hate murb and want him to die). some of these powers include:

a)talking to everybody except those not named congrove

b)spying on the murbuhtrons to find out their next move in chess

c)transforming into congrove's toy poodle

2. a name you can call any duesche bag on the street

1. jake:congrove, is it in 3 fourthes scale or 4 fourthes scale?

congrove:just a minute(puts hand to ear,touching his mullet).....3 fourthes

WHAT ACTUAlLY HAPPENED

jake:congrove, is it in 3 fourthes scale or 4 fourthes scale?

congrove:just a minute(puts hand to ear,touching his mullet)

murb:its okay congrove, make it 3 fourthes

congrove:3 fourthes

2. oh, look at congrove, he's such a murb.

See retard, booty, emo, pig in a blanket

3.

Another word for "man boobs"

Man look at that fat guy! Hes got some huge murbs!