What is Murph Dog?
1.
Murph Dog;
Noun, singular -
1.A very unusual looking person seen as a source of humor
2.An awkward individual who walks with a pronounced gait
3.Used to temporarily refer to an individual who is being clumsy, dim-witted, fool
4. Various mixtures of the above
5. A lame ex boyfriend
Note that Murph Dog doubles as a proper noun for a specific individual, while murph dog or even murphdog are appropriate for those who resemble the Original Murph Dog (designated OMD or MD-0)whether it be temporary or chronic. Those who are recurring Murph Dogs are generally given an ID number (e.g. MD-1, MD-2, etc.)
Other forms:
Murphdoggish (adjective), Murphdoggedly (adverb), Murphy (a nickname, generally saved for someone who resembles or behaves in a manner similar to a murph dog pro tempore)
Murph Dog is also the basis of another definition, the Big Murphy Meal, or just Murphy Meal, specifically consisting of two slices of cheese pizza and breadsticks with sauce from West End Market. The meal is extraordinarily greasy and very rich in carbohydrates with little nutritional value otherwise, and is also very awkward to eat, hence the name Murphy Meal
"That guy! The one that just walked by - the big waddling fool - that's THE Murph Dog!!!"
"Haha, look at those murph dogs over there. Hahahaha."
"Laurel looks rather murphdoggish in her short shorts and knee socks."
"I murphdoggedly put my hoodie on backwards; hilarity ensued."
"Hahaha, did you see Nick's sweatervest? What a big murphy!"
"You really ought to cut back on Big Murphy Meals before you collapse and die from heart failure."
"Eyyyyyyyyy Big Murphy!"
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