What is Murphoptical?
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pertaining to Murphy's Law, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
That I hit the fire hydrant with my car after squashing the old lady, and the water from the hydrant washed away the pills she needed to pull through until the ambulance arrived, was all rather Murphoptical, looking back on it.
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Smoking a massive amount of blunts in a short period of time
"Yo nigga last nite i was mad blunted"
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condom
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To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom...