Murray-mint

What is Murray-mint?


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A wonderful hard boiled sweet, also a chunky monkey who likes to beat his meat in time to the can can whilst hanging upside down from a tree with one hand. Yes, the Murray-Mint is indeed a rare, and wonderful species of sweets with legs. collect their toffee wrappers and get a free lego toy!

loook, over there, in that tree! A SHINY SWEET WANKING MONKEY!


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