What is Muscle Mary?
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A particular gay sub group defined by it's overdeveloped muscular physiques. As a group they can be exceptionally camp and effeminate.
Not applicable.
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Gay men obsessed with achieving the perfect body.
Muscle Marys often spend hours at the gym lifting weights to secure a good physique.
3.
A muscle guy (both straight and gay) who knows and sings, often in private, all the words to Christian Aguilera's "Beautiful". Broadway musicals, Liza Minelli CDs and his steroid set-up are among the stuff he'll save in a fire.
Will is such a Muscle Mary he practices body building competition poses while lip synching Cher!
Random Words:
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When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it..
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When the lady at Great clips or any other salon or stylist sneeks up behind u and shaves off your hair even after ur protest
Dan: HAHAH..
