What is Mushet?
1.
Combination between a mushroom cut and a mullet.
Short and round in the front and long and shaggy in the back.
Thought to have originated in the Middle Ages, mushets are still mostly underground, but achieved achieved a level of considerable popularity when a certain "Andrew" appeared to school one day, wielding a furious mushet.
Look at that fucking mushet, I just want to burn it off his grotesquely shaped head.
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