Mustard Seed Sperm

What is Mustard Seed Sperm?


1.

When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hankyso we can clean you all up.

See mustard patch, german hanky, tardy patch


79

Random Words:

1. esban is a work of god. he is the sexiest guy you will ever meet and you most likely can't resist him. also known as a sex god. &q..
1. n. pl. virv·s (virv, -sz) 1. a. One who rages faces on a daily basis. b. A constant rager of face. v. virved, virv·ing, vir..
1. The essence of noob. You're full of noobness, noob! See noob, cancer, pwn, own, noobie..