Mustard Seed Sperm

What is Mustard Seed Sperm?

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When you have a mustard patch or tardy patch and all the dead sperm spills onto your lover. Usually yellow in color. Mustardy smell due to the latex-sperm combo.

Don't worry baby; it's mustard seed sperm... you'll be fine. Let me get you a german hankyso we can clean you all up.

See mustard patch, german hanky, tardy patch
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