Mutered

What is Mutered?

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!

Mom: What in the world is going on in here?

CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

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