My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

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