My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

Gumpbilly

1. People from New Orleans, or Nawlins...They stink and fuck up stuff for Texans...Also known as Marsh Monkeys...They eat nothing but Crawf..

Mitzja

1. A Cute crazy smapping kind of girl You think your Mitzja now?..

Quitron

1. a giant hairy ball sack which looks like it is infested with sperm that never gets used hey look at those quitron's on tyler!! day..

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