My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

Dappies

1. The splashback from a toilet when you take a shit, especially bad when it hits your asshole. Damn that turd had some mad dappies...

Zitty Titties

1. When a persons chest has more zits on it then any other part of his/her body. It can also be used to insult or offend someone. Vinny: D..

Undercooch

1. When a woman bends over and the back of her vagina is exposed. Dianah just bent over and all I saw was her huge undercooch! See under,..

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