My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?


1.

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson


47

Random Words:

1. Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm. Jane's parents were alarmed when they found ..
1. State of mind/place of mental residence of a fucktard; those engaged in fucktardary slx is the Lord Mayor of Fucktardia..
1. majestic, beautiful, spylike, hot, paris hiltonish,funny kristen and jacob are catlike when shopping at abercrombie See hot, fun, beas..