My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

Clamscaping

1. pubic grooming for women. the art of shaving or trimming female pubes for a pleasing aesthetic effect. Man, I went down on this chick ..

Qwiboda

1. dumb ass/ smart ass Kristen and Danny.. being mad for nothing and the talking about eating out and blowing See larissa 1. dumb ass/ ..

Mayne

1. Comes from the movie Scarface, where Cubans pronounce the word "man" as "mayne". You chicken mayne...you almost mad..

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