My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

Cum Back

1. Blowing your load all over her back. Usually when doing it doggy style. See M.R. 2. To wipe your cum off someones chin, or other body..

Ysau

1. An accronym for: Your Shoes are Ugly Oh, oh my, oh my G- YSAU! See shoes, ugly, are, ysau, sex, ass, bitch..

Anti Poon

1. 1. someone who is gay (homosexual) 2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina "That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!..

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