My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

Xioni

1. By far the coolest person i have ever met. Dude, your so cool, you could almost step to Xioni..

Below Depth

1. off the hook, legit as!! paulys car is legit and below depth!!! See off the hook, hectic, off tap, hectic..

Salty Mushroom

1. 1. A sweaty dick-head 2. A dick-head which is covered in a thin coating of pre-cum "I wanna suck on your salty mushroom."..

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