My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

Rotflmgdmfao

1. rolling on the floor laughing my goddamn mother fucking ass off Richard Simmons: I'm not gay! Me: rotflmgdmfas..

Prhiebrispmic Prÿ•ëh•brïs•mïk

1. to be illegaly intoxicated with cannabus sativ a/or indica. n:: .n: :slang: priabismic, prime, prize; :background: comes from a ..

Yime

1. a weirdo stalker with greasy sunglasses. james is such a yime! See james, weirdo, po, greaseball..

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