My Dog Ate A Bagel

What is My Dog Ate A Bagel?

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

See dog, bagel, excuse, jared, friend, buddy, Mr. Peterson

[clown Fucked]

1. Fucking someone doggie style while making a high pitched laugh sounding like a midget clown laughing. Ex. Dudeee I totally clown fucked..

Not A Dolphin

1. Anything that isn't a dolphin. "What's that animal called?" "Not a dolphin." See toby, elle, band, dolp..

Unilateral

1. Posessing only one testicle. Bush has decided to take unilateral action on Iraq. See lunar 2. 1. When a country does something on it..

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