Utensil

What is Utensil?


1.

n.

the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.

See fork, spoon, spork, knife, cuddle

2.

One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!

Steve: How many!?

Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!

Steve: What kipp!?

Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!

Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..

Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?

Kipp: Always does!

See insides, fingering, fingered, vagina


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