My First Mustache

What is My First Mustache?


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A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.


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