My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Hee-haw

1. A redneckor hick. Oklahoma is full of hee haws. See AT 2. A hillbilly variety show, which aired from 1969 - '91, first on CBS, ..

Angry Russ

1. a personal gay bar dance followed by a nice hard bang in the ass whilst wearing a crazy mexican hat dave was casually at the bar when t..

Zemmish

1. To be persistently and irrevocably woeful, in the manner of Zem. To be without joy or happiness in spite of all outside influences. I w..

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