My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Ucas

1. University College Application Service, or something like that. Basically a service that allows you to apply for universities that is so..

Ventrillobutt

1. One who possesses the uncanny (and deceptive) ability to emit farts that emerge in locations other than its actual source. "Someon..

Beanstank

1. A word med up by me to mean summet aww man thats beanshank..

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