My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Beilman-schuff Z

1. The act of the beilman-schuff with a hot chick involved, blowing the guy who is sucking on toes. I was soooo getting a beilman-schuff Z..

Poon Stache

1. When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache. "Got Yeast?"..

Original Cracka

1. The OC cannot be defined. The Original Cracka is defined by his crackaness. Step off mexican, OC son, bust an alamo up on your face, o..

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