My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Rule Of New Londons

1. "If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you c..

Evil Ones

1. A trio of three LDEzz and Joey who go through life normally, although their normal can be classed as insanity sometimes. LD: "Read..

Lester Burnham

1. the act of spankin' it in the shower. Named for the character in "American Beauty." "I pulled a Lester Burnham bef..

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