My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Welf

1. To borrow relentlessly from others but have the means to buy for oneself. To be a chronic moocher. Based on North American slang for &ap..

Dipard

1. a person who is a complete and utter asshole and has no more a mission in life but to be a scar the planet has to endure. That douche b..

Extemp

1. Extemp, or Extemporaneous Speaking is arguably an event for cocky arrogant assholes. However, others also argue that Extemp is also a gr..

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