My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Velvet Axlegrease

1. The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub. Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet a..

Jackmaster Spaz

1. Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to. ..

'faced'

1. (adv.) When you get recognized by someone you don't know that has seen you on Facebook. It often creates that uncomfortable moment..

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