My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Giggle Factor

1. the quality of arousing amusement, and scorn. A theory of science which appears too ridiculous to be seriously considered is said to hav..

Lazy Doggy

1. When a womans arms weaken and collapse during anal intercourse. Her head lays flat on the surface, and her ass is at a 60 degree angle. ..

Brontobot

1. an exceptionally beautiful female "She is almost as easy on the eyes as the real Brontobot."..

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