My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Barbosa

1. 1. the act of letting you hair grow to uncontrollable lengths. 2. the act of tying your hair around your pee pee in order to stretch ..

Caponage

1. 1. complete and absolute pwnage. 2. Getting off for a crime everyone knows you committed. Federer's performace was complete capon..

Yomb

1. You Owe Me Big After that meeting yomb See omb, you, owe, be, big..

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