My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Don't Even

1. Short version of Don't even bother 1: Thanks 2: Don't even 2. "Don't even." is one of those sayings that yo..

Yourmomistan

1. A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveli..

Kipped

1. One who is stoned or high I am kipped off one hit. That suff got me kipped 2. Totally and completely messed up - usually applies to t..

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