My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

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Zackvision

1. completely sneaky and undetected way of looking at boobs; extreme peripheral vision. Guy: "Whoa you got some great zackvision goin..

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