My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Five Knuckle Gusset Shuffle

1. A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation. The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset s..

Ball State

1. A large mediocre university in Muncie, Indiana known for several things including: -A world class telecommunications program. -A top t..

Micgasm

1. The act of imagining yourself as the mic of a singer you're highly attracted to. * Commonly used by Tokio Hotel fans when referrin..

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