My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Padoo

1. A lizard catcher, redneck. Typically found in South Louisiana. Go put some shoes on, you look like a padoo. See redneck, white trash, ..

Kickin Ass

1. A damn lie, noone ever connects their foot to someone's ass after saying they will. Well, that jerk said he'd kick my ass, bu..

Fifty 'leven

1. A numerous amount of times "I done been to da club 'bout fifty 'leven times!" or "Boy, I done told yo' as..

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