My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Johning

1. The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba? See john, trick, ho, slut, hooker 2..

Jafakin

1. A white person who probably loves reggae, but for some reason speaks with a bad, fake Jamaican accent. Possibly sporting dreads as well..

[rusty] Cannonball

1. A rusty cannonball is when one passes wind into a sheet or an item of clothing and the item is thrown at someone.after the item hits the..

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