My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Cockcracka

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Nobesably

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Mcgurgalert

1. The worst sounding, usually wet fart, known to man. Usually occurs when you have a loose butthole or eat too much fiber. Similar to the ..

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