My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

1. Hide Whatever you Got, Police! "I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna" Oh, Shit Run! See police, cops, drugs, alcohol, run..

Umpa Lumpa Porn

1. Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her ..

Yomomma

1. A cooler way of insulting a friend or a complete stranger's mom. Guy #1: "Dang man, you look like shit." Guy #2: "..

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