My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

American Spirit

1. The kind of cigarette you want to smoke when you have a lot of time on your hands. Was first invented by the service industry for worker..

Slonked Out

1. a very loose vagina penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the dirty whore See whore, loose, pussy, slonk..

In Europe

1. First used on Jon Stewart's The Daily Show, this expression was created as an ironic play on America's near-hypocritical respo..

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