My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Logick

1. Delusional male. Wishful thinker. See dolphin 2. logick, a man of great inteligence that looks great! Damn, i want that logick bad!..

Vag-hermit

1. A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission "The bar? Hold on, dude...

Grundle Patch

1. the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable ..

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