My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Vagaritto

1. (vaj-i-rito. rhymes with "burrito") when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by ..

Shitsmurf

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