My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Tripped Face

1. To totally trip out on shrooms. Created by Tony, the ill druglord of the Deuce. I totally tripped face last weekend, and then my boyfr..

Jonny G

1. The coolest entity in the universe, which wouldnt say no to a long night of love-making right now. Q. Is it hot in here, or is it becau..

Fuzz Pocket

1. An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing. Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung ..

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