My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

1. an unsatisfied give-in doesn't mean 'you're stupid' jerk: i have to go winner: : winner: fine See winner 2. A..

Cunt Cavalier

1. A male or female who is always in search of new pussy and getting pussy from whoever the hell they can, usually picking up many sexually..

Quick Second

1. Describes the amount of time it will take for an event to occur. We're gonna be up in here for a quick second. See shortly, soon,..

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