My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Sexxi

1. A word used to describe a good looking person or when having a good time. Comes from the word sexy. Man, That girl Jill is sexxi az he..

Oh My Dave!

1. An expression of suprise which can be used as a substitute for the common phrases "oh my god" and "oh my days," etc ..

Outfreshman

1. (verb) to outfreshman is to win an arguement by being more immature then the other person. I just outfreshmaned that mother fucker he d..

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