My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Vaginal Granulitis

1. 1. Being irritated or easily irritable. 2. Sand in the pussy. 3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch" Applies to males..

Word Ending In "er Her, I Hardly Know Her

1. Another way to add sex to innocent things without saying "that's what she said." in (word ending in "er) her, i har..

Cumtowel

1. A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First i..

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