My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

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1. When you or someone you know reads EVERY comment on a persons myspace/facebook to acquire information on a person, then, when in a conve..

Mergina

1. A mermaid's twat (a portmanteau of mermaid and vagina), and the genital of preference of mermaid-oriented furries. Troy hopes to b..

Rimmaness

1. My best friend ever in the whole world,she makes me laugh no matter what,i love her very much, i really can't survive without her ..

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