My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Lidgasm

1. Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you. AKA ..

Caltrop

1. A metal ball that has 4 spikes arranged like the corners of a tetrahedron. Used for slowing calvalry. (The spikes stab into the horses h..

Pickneys

1. jamaican slang for kids gotta go home n feed dem likkle pickneys..

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