My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Rum And Coke

1. A drink of rum mixed with coke. For the best rum and coke look up webtender! Pour me another Rum and coke Rob 2. the best call of dut..

Ralgex And Rocksalt

1. The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck. Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in ..

Meatloaf Monday

1. A day meant for eating meatloaf to absorb all the alcohol you drink on a Bon Jovi Friday. Looks like we are going to need a Meatloaf Mo..

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