My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Ungasabism

1. The love of a character that is unreachable, like the characters from "Twilight" Johnny Depp, Zac Efron, or the Jonas Boys Oh..

Ankles-to-ears

1. The position in which a horny woman may be found awaiting coitus. Q. What did the blond put behind her ears to attract a man? A. Her ..

Juicetarian

1. Fresh-squeezed juices are a hoax: they lack the natural fiber that fruit has which can render them 70-60% less bioavailable. Fruitarian..

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