My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Institutional Masturbation

1. The effort colleges and universities put forth to convince their alumni to participate in their fund-raising schemes. Often, these lett..

Ignet

1. Another way of saying that a person is ignorant. "man that fool is ignet when it comes to women" See george 2. Ignet is a ..

Kalpa

1. a loose moose. Lake district type moose on the loose 2. 1. An indistinct measurement of time. One kalpa is the time that would elaps..

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