My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Accidentally Slipped In

1. what happens to a guy when he is drunk and hanging out with a girl he likes and she likes him too and they have sex. the term is usually..

H.a.b.

1. A Hot Asian Babe. has everything Danny: dude look at that hal Spencer: you dumbass its a hab, god you dont know anything you little ch..

Zloan

1. some random hip zloan come over..

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