My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Kartin

1. The act of playing Mario Kart, usually by dorky nintendo fanboys. Daniel: you kartin' tonight? Matt: No way, I'm going to go..

Bad Poetry Face

1. The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you&ap..

Lessantiz

1. respected person that attracts jeallousy and hate from other males because of who he is. Daaaamn dawg, who that fly dude that jus'..

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