My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Like 90

1. as in 90 mph, refering to anything that is going fast. I need to take a piss like 90. See caitlin..

Longboy

1. a skindog drinking, hammer head Oh baby, baby it's a wild world, longboy! See harvey wallbanger..

Anti Date

1. Having previously dated someone, and that someone claiming you did in fact not date. The time that you dated said person is known as &qu..

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