My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Confuckery

1. a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister s..

Yuff

1. 1. noun: any happenstance that significantly dampens the festive mood. 2. verb: the act of fucking up the good time of others. Did yo..

Shoot Pool

1. Sumthin Viet's are HELLA good at. Damn, that there Viet shoot sum BADASS pool...

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