My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Unleaded

1. Decaffeinated coffee. Crap that tastes like coffee but doesn't give you a caffeine buzz. Waste of time... Waitress: What can I get..

Mung Jumping

1. An act requiring two people. First a freshly buried woman is unearthed and stripped of her clothes. Then one person eats the carcas out ..

Hit The Lights

1. Awsome band, great live, hope they blow up.. Hit The Lights rocks! See rock, punk, emo, bodybag..

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