My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Embezzlor

1. A hideously ugly son of a swamp beast and a rat ugly jihad with hair like a birdsnest, a googly eye, seven shirts, and a corkscrew wang...

Que El Fucco

1. what the fuck! when words cant be expressed by just saying wtf in english "dude i saw your girlfriend cheating on you" "..

Tyler The Happy Pancake Lover

1. A happy man named tyler, he loves pancakes. Jon: Hey tyler, whats up? Tyler: POPTART Jon: Excuse me? Tyler: I IZ SO HAPPY, OM NOM NO..

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