My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Old Orchard Mall

1. An outdoor mall located in Skokie, Illinois. Awesome to go to, until you've seen it all and gotten sick of how many times they move..

Fakeationship

1. A fake realtionship Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out. Person 2: It's another fake..

Camaj

1. A real O.G. who knows how to play the game, can not be fucked with Fucking with a Camaj is like arranging an early funeral for yourself..

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