My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Uberphat

1. something cooler than the coolest cool, above anyway you can say something is cool. the new Halo 3 map pack is so uberphat See kewlnes..

Zipper Fuck

1. to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis. Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zippe..

Bearddimension

1. The elemental plain of beard, partadimensio (lit. "bearddimension") is a supernatural place where facial hair reigns supreme. ..

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