My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Poohand

1. the scent of feces clinging to one's hand, even through handwashing with soap OMG, i've got the poohand!!!1..

Quandering

1. suspicious with a sexual connotation You see the football captain flirting with the math geek and you say, "that is quandering.&qu..

Screaching Weasel

1. pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch last night i pounded her so hard i got a s..

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