My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Procrastisaurus

1. A foul retail beastie that manifests itself as an individual who waits well beyond any rational deadline to begin a MASSIVE project and ..

Yeboah

1. To hit the bar fast. I walked into the club and heat was intense, my throat was so dry, I yeboahed and downed 2 pints in succesion. Se..

Zulamia

1. 1. The Act Of Stealing From A Major Department Store pronounced suu-lay-ma Hey Jill, We about to go to macys and attempt to zulamia so..

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