My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Joint

1. a rolled marijuana cigarette Pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit 2. a cigarette roled that contains ganja. When smoked ..

Every Time You Run Generic T, God Kills A Kitten

1. A policy debateproverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills ..

W00tcake

1. An expression of extreme joy and excitement.. because! w00t = something very cool cake = tastey Subject A: Ok you can have sex with ..

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