My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Lush Nesting

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Hawkwind

1. marijuana--Named for the seminal psychedelic British rock band Hawkwind who have released records that are so fucked up that you don&apo..

Queefing Cunt Syndrome

1. Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections espe..

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