My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Dad Beer

1. light, generic, cheap beer that middle-aged men (dads) buy. refered to as "dad beer" when consumed by 20-something kids who st..

Next-level

1. 1. ADJ: Moving up to a higher level of sophistication, importance, creativity, or prominence, often used to describe innovative music. ..

Zentz

1. An extremely unattractive, even repulsive young homosexual male who acomplishes sexual satisfaction by masturbating to sights of dirty m..

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