My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Media-fuck

1. n. a) An instance where the media has led an individual to believe strongly in something entirely wrong or irrelevant. b) When the me..

Ipon

1. when a bitch is so dumb that when she's on her period, she doesn't have a tampon or maxi-pazzle, so she is forced to stick her..

Mong-gimp

1. A totally spasticated idiot. Originally formed by combining the words: 'Mong' - (Mongoloid) a total spac. 'Gimp'..

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