My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Garandad

1. The ultimate of old men. One of which will consume tobacco through a pipe whilst overlooking Tesco. A garandad may also be an old pers..

Zinged

1. When someone gets hits you with a zinger Thats what she said Yo! Vezzo he zinged you See zinger, snaps, zinged, dmt..

Boosway

1. Getting an itchy butthole after you have swamp ass for 2 to 3 hours. Word originated from the english word Butt Sweat. Man it's be..

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