My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Yukon

1. A large, but unresponsive clitoris; a FRIGID RIDGE; an antonym for ICON. No matter how vigorously she yanked the YUKON, Nan's ho..

Vossler

1. To vossler is to urinate, shit, and bleed out of the same orifice at the same time. Typically happens only out of the anus, but in rare..

Zoom Whitening

1. The most painful tooth whitening system available. Performed by a dental technician, the Zoom whitening system can make your teeth up to..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

My Pet Burrito Edit Meaning