My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Oklahoma Beatdown

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Zpmg

1. zpmg = zomg = omg = Oh My God zpmg hahahaha i pooned his farking ass! hahahaha See zpmg, zomg, pmg, omg..

Jl-ed

1. A verb for someone who leaves a myspace/facebook/text message "read" and does not reply. Pronounced J L. Named after someone ..

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