My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Npr

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Ompith

1. A stupid word boys make up when they are being retards. ith may also be added onto any other word such as joshith Ompith! Josh and Tho..

W0t

1. 1337 for British wot. Used primarily by Americans attempting to sound upper class and failing miserably. Let's get some tea and c..

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