My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Yelly Bed

1. Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps. "oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max a..

Yikai

1. Such brute sexiness cannot be mortalized by being put in words on such a mundane website. That man is ALMOST as sexy as an Yikai. If Y..

Muffatofu

1. A small muffin made of the vegetarian substance/substitute tofu. Often confused with a muffamoo. Silly-poo, you didn't realize tha..

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