My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Eat A Dick

1. a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup Melissa: Eat a dick See suck it, f..

Lightning Gunt

1. the gunt that attracts mother natures forces and transfers it into extreme pleasure. the fat chick had a lightning gunt! See gunt, bit..

Vdj

1. The odd creature often seen in IRC. Origins still unknown. Damn I saw many of those VDJs online today! See DG..

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