My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Epregnant

1. This is a common situation when having cyber sex without using an econdom. SarahT69: Um..I have some bad news BigGuy21: yeah? SarahT6..

Hockey Style

1. This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to..

Electronic Arts

1. A facist organization who's sole purposes is to make as much money as possible at the expense of the average gamer. They spend most..

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