My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Hinderliter

1. a person who is half goat and half fat ass. when below your waist is hairy as a goat and your belly is too big to see your non-erect pe..

Iq Vortex

1. A phrase used to describe someone of such little inteligence that they themselves seem to suck the very intelligence out of other averag..

Kurt Russler

1. when someone does you in the stink and calls you dude constantly. They will also have a little bitch they use to do all the dirty work, ..

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