My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Plz2lie Kthx

1. In the language of the SPAK, this term is an insult used to call another party a liar (PLZ2LIE) and summarily dismiss him/her by the add..

Hi Beams

1. When a woman's nipples are extremely erect and are quite noticeable. Sally's hi beams were giving me a boner. See tits, brea..

708er

1. worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont ..

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