My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Village Of The Dammned

1. Another name for Sunderland, also known as the 'Land of the Unwashed'. Husband : looks like they're gonna add another me..

W.w.o.p.d

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Octapogamous

1. A person who has eight girls in an attempt to substitute his ever increasingly irritating situation with his girlfriend. Person 1: I co..

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