My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Matt-lynch

1. someone who spends far to long on their hair and worried about what they look like to much, sometimes described as metrosexual, they are..

Quarter-to-8

1. A BMW 745. Use the model number like the time on a clock, 7:45. Oh SNAP! Check out the quarter-to-8. 1. A BMW 745. Use the model numb..

Nigwhomp

1. Verb. when someone steals your last pit of hash, or just acts like a complete dick. This guy nigwhompped me, and now I am broke and sob..

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