My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Hookers & Props

1. Although the terms come from Lacrosse, their similarity to other urban references allow the phrase to be used as a handy congratulatory ..

Queertard

1. (n/v.) A retarded, homosexual The beezy was actin` lika queertard! See queertarded, simon 1. (n/v.) A retarded, homosexual The beez..

For Grandma

1. a plea, only to be used in the most dire of situations. C'mon, for grandma, go to the store and get me a vitamin water...

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