My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Taint Fritter

1. noun - a patty-like substance that develops due to the co-mingling of taint juice and dingle berries. Damn, she's so nasty she&apo..

Nsat&t

1. NSA+ AT&T, referencing the unwarranted (and some would say unconstitutional) domestic spying operation the two operate under the pre..

Kydd, Bre

1. georgus girl @ THS who everyone wants to do...known for hittin cars she could be at your rear right now. loves the cock wow...look @ th..

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