My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Holy Hobbling Christ On A Crutch

1. An exclamation of surprise or dismay. Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one! Ba..

Quasi-wife

1. a Wife who is one in name, but is not there in the physical. She wants the title but not the job. Roger has a Quasi-Wife, Rachael wants..

Omnibenevolent

1. infinitely good God See Gordon..

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