My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Qualinty

1. A degree of grade "A" excellence when describing the quality and quantity of sexual favors received from a more than willing p..

Tpimaster

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Vomit Pact

1. When you swear to never eat a certain thing again. You induce vomiting of the last ingested food, and therefore create a pact with your..

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