My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Ofsm

1. Acronym for "Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster!" Used by Atheists as a replacement for OMG (Oh My God) and other variations. OFSM!..

Think He's Better Than Everybody Because He's Up

1. The nickname that your jealous, bitch friends give you when they lose hundreds of dollars in Vegas but you win money. Me: Hey, what&apo..

Amber Talley

1. a artificial bad ass from the aouth. willing to be bitchy and kick ass dude that amber talley will tear you up See badass, nice, angel..

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