My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Elmers Delight

1. When semen glues your hands together The elmers delight tore skin off my hands..

W.i.m.p

1. W.I.M.P = Wigga In Management Position my boss"Hey yo wuhss goood my fellow white Boi" Me (baby face)"aint nothing W.I...

Conth

1. The conth is a unit of time, used with calendars, which is approximately as long as some natural period related to the motion of the cun..

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