My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Muffism

1. A religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a muffin. Religious icons include: the Muffin God, the Muffi..

Back On The Smash

1. Pretty sure this was a Three 6 Mafia joint from back in the day. I'd like it to mean "back in the game" or "got it o..

J.o.r.

1. Jack Off Room. A special room, usually a closet, in a house, apartment, or dorm which primary function is a place for someone to mastur..

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