My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Hit It N' Quit It

1. To have sex with someone and then never talk to them again. Often done by guys who are jackasses, or on college spring breaks. College ..

Bunnie

1. a small stuffed animal that was originally meant to be a dog, yet interpreted otherwise by a young megan who thought the floppy ears loo..

I Don't Want To Ruin Our Friendship

1. Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Als..

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