My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Homaphrodite

1. basicaly someone who has both man and female reproductive organs. (Pretty much allowing them to fuck themselves) My mate cheeseboy is a..

Yer Ma's Yer Da

1. Meaning your mother is your father in turn insinuating your mother is of the male gender. In an argumentative situation: "Shut it ..

Emo's World

1. Spoof lyrics of the ever so popular "Elmo's World" song heard on Sesame Street. Created by Andrea and Chase one day while..

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