My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Zerian

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Urban Bullete

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Grandad

1. An exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus. Man: "Oh yeah baby.....Mmm ..

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