My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Division Sign

1. An event that causes a man's cock and balls to form into a shape resembling a division sign, one with the dot above, then a line, t..

South Side Sausage

1. Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head "Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It" ..

Ifissm

1. Abbreviation of If I Say So Myself. Sometimes spelled as IFISSMS, but myself is one word. That's pretty friggin' awesome, IFI..

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