My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Dappies

1. The splashback from a toilet when you take a shit, especially bad when it hits your asshole. Damn that turd had some mad dappies...

Entertainment Value

1. The relative value of someone who is usually the butt of jokes. Usually the shop/office whipping boy/girl. i.e. someone who is gullible..

Uze

1. Short for "usual." Indicates a "ho-hum" attitude and a tonal sense of comfort with the person with whom you are spe..

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