My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Griefwankage

1. Excessive masturbation in the wake of a failed relationship that had ended before one received "the booty" Paul will partake ..

Rock Drawers

1. what those guys in Happy Harry's do to all the hood rats yo, did you rock drawers last night See Ben..

Crainster

1. when a chick gives a dudehead. synonyms: head, noggin, bj, oral, cranium, brain etc... molly would have finished giving me crainster b..

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