My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Retarded Hooker

1. Retarded Hooker means your a retarded cheap ass my father is a retarded hooker See retarded, retard, hooker, retarded hooker, hookers..

International Virginity

1. The state of Never having had sex in a Foreign country, or not having had sex with a person from another Country. I lost my Internation..

Fiknobba

1. The highest form of nobba. Someone who does/says very very stupid things constantly. Often accompanied by falling over a lot, laughing ..

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