My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Personable

1. (adjective) Slutty. "Paris Hilton seems very personable" (David Letterman)..

Vetter

1. One who spends all or the majority of his or her free time in a Gym a.k.a. work out facility to impress total strangers. One who is alw..

Omhican

1. An omhican is a backwards mohican haircut; you shave the middle off(which on a mohican is traditionally the only hair left) but leave th..

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