My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Etx

1. abbreviation for east texas; the best place to be in the entire world. 1-d00d, where are you going this weekend? 2-Back to the ETX to ..

Lmmao

1. Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off A: You're gay B: LMMAO See Kelly..

Hot Boxin' It

1. being in a car(whether in motion or not)and the driver rips a mean ass fart and then proceeds to roll the window and lock the doors so t..

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