My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Hoasian

1. A youthful asian-american chick from the OC who gets all hotted up and goes out to a run-of-the-mill Hollywood club and dances sexily (l..

Maskery

1. A family name known to be a descendant of a hobbit. Maskery's are normally found running around eating poptarts and wearing cavemen..

Dnntk

1. Abbreviation: Did Not Need To Know. Primarily chat lingo. Hann-13234-: OMFG I Want to F*** John so badly Lookthatway: DNNTK See chat..

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