My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Inn

1. A place used to take easy women for use of dirty unprotective sex. Much less classier than a hotel. I took that STD infected tramp to t..

Lipkey

1. When your partner kisses you and holds on to the kiss by sucking on your lip and possibly giving you a hickey. "Kissing" Babe..

W.w.r.g.d

1. "What would Richard Gere Do?" A question often posed by the growing cult of Richard Gere. Through a misinterpretation of word..

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