My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Tupacking

1. The constant repackaging and endless flogging of a back-catalogue. As used by Rick Rubin to describe the marketing and (successful) sel..

Raping Servers

1. EXTREMELY hot servers at a diner, EX. IHOP. That you dream of raping and having wild sex with in the back of the diner. Mai: Dude, he ..

Daily Habit

1. Engaging in the act of masturbation. "doing the daily habit" xAznb0i69x: Hey dude, whats shakin'? l0v3rm4n: brb l0v3r..

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