My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Lurleen

1. A general term for trashiness, as in "Simpsons" character Lurleen Lumpkin. Those jean shorts are so Lurleen...

Vai

1. Used to express extreme astonishment, surprise, shock or incredulousness. Has it's orgins in the Persian community of Great Neck, ..

Loomsy

1. 1. Acting in a way that one could see as being "wasted", yet does not involve ANY alcohol. 2. Acting in a way that resembles ..

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