My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Arsebag

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Lunchtime Religious Experience

1. (v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage sc..

Bologna Patch

1. The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head. Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna. Bologna Patch This is Bologna Pat..

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