My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Fruit-dog

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Twiming

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Stinko Man

1. A japanese Cartoon version of Strong Bad who lives in the year 20X6 His head looks like a bean. He has real, real big eyes. He has ..

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