My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Pipker

1. a high pitched whistle produced by irritating the human ear "Did anyone else hear that pipker?" See whistle, ear, human, noi..

Vain Banger

1. Someone who shoots-up dope Fuck that dirty ass vain bangin' douch bag slut!..

Us Endangered Species Act Of 1996

1. Document that supposedly protected unicorns and ginger. Probably created in 1996. Is actually total bullshit. Gingers are hunted for th..

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