My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Sheet Spreader

1. The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets ..

Douche Brigade

1. A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present: A. In a single mingling group, the male to female rati..

Fukuzawa

1. A Japenese sex crazed slutbag. wow, look at the big Fukuzawa walking by...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

My Pet Burrito Edit Meaning