My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Fountian Of Youth

1. To drink the urine of your sex partner during intercouse. 1. Who doesn't like drinking from the fountian of youth. 2. Let's ..

Yuckus

1. A large ruckus, fracas or rumpus. I wouldn't want to be caught in all the yuckus on Blanding Blvd. during rush hour traffic. See ..

Under The Affluence Of Incohol

1. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol) I'll bet he's under the affluence..

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