My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

The Alan

1. The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face. Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cu..

Mobbin Deep

1. can also mean having a full car of people. damn, homie. we mobbin deep tonight. See packed, full, squished..

Amazering

1. An adjective used to describe something that is more amazing than anything ever seen before in the existance of the entire universe. La..

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