My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Zasper

1. When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz into her nose. My girl friend was giving me bad head so I had to zasp her 2. ..

Laverne And Shirley

1. Used to describe any two young men (in their mid 20's) who live and work together, and ride the same crotch rocketto work. They ar..

Giggling

1. A specific way of laughing - only women A flirty and cute laughing What girls do about boys, but it is not done by dudes because it wo..

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