My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

W'ash

1. n. Accidentally inhaled bits of product when smoking substances via a screenless implement. v. The process of accidental inhalation of ..

Ynnus

1. 1. Opposite of Sunny 2. King of cool 3. Lord of ass 4. Pimp of pimps Dude, that's Ynnus, don't fuck with him. See Ynnus..

Eskimo Snowchild

1. A sexual encounter involving a man skeeting on a woman's face in below freezing temperatures, causing the semen to freeze into a wh..

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