My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

The Dirty Little Secret

1. When you are engaged in anal sex, and the female needs to take a break to defecate, you wipe your penis off with the underside of her pi..

Crotchmayo

1. Crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got los..

Raddtastic

1. A word used as an adjective. Meaning Awesome is a sarcastic way. Will commonly be used by teenagers in the south-east part of america th..

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