My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

The Baconator

1. noun- an extremely loose, flappy vagina with several layers that resembles a limited time offer at a certain fast food joint run by &quo..

Hot Ropes

1. When you shoot a load all over a girl, you can refer to it as "tossing a couple of hot ropes on her" Aw man, my girl didn&apo..

Zombie Fuck

1. Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex. "Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl." "Bummer, she was a zom..

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