My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Ogay

1. If someone asked you a question and the answer is yes and you want to assert the fact that they are a bender. "can i borrow your m..

Bad Life

1. Locked inescapably in a life that is undesirable and difficult to tolerate. You live at home and you are 30, you are rapidly losing frie..

Mappytap

1. When one is in need for a map while travelling in a vehicle, and starts to tap his fingers on the dashboard. Anna: Stop tapping your fi..

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