My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Yolk Dreams

1. Slurping a raw egg yolk out of a hairy/crusty asshole while you're high. "Dude, I was having some serious Yolk Dreams last ni..

Zanthrox

1. The god of lasers. A laser god. A big fricken Pterodactyl that flies around shooting lasers out of its eyes. Screeching loudly before de..

Hell Is Other People

1. This is an excellent description of most if not all peoples lives. It originated from a play written by Jean Paul Sartre, who was at t..

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