My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Unfireable

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Rondoer

1. pronounced rahn-dough-er, an adjective used to describe one who either hangs out with overweight females, talks to overweight females or..

Nintendo-no-friendo

1. the state of someone constantly playing video games instead of engaging with the rest of the group...ignoring your friend due to a tranc..

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