My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Heatloaf

1. 1. a large quantitiy of fresh feces; Andrew just took a heatloaf. or Oh man that heatloaf smells heinous See poop, feces, shit, crap, ..

Surgleyfonk

1. The feeling you get when you wake up with a hangover, including a headache, blurred vision and a furry tongue, and suddenly realise that..

Rhetoric Center

1. While reciting the pledge of allegiance, give a reach around to a spider monkey and chop off his testicles when finished. Billy: I gave..

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