My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Bikerbating

1. Riding your bike trainer while strangling your monkey until your chain and floor are both covered in white lightning. I used to hate ri..

Emotardation

1. A state of illogical emotional unrest and suffering brought on by social dysfunction. The state of being way too emo for one's own ..

Nafty

1. Something between nasty and naughty... but that is neither of the two You have very nafty thoughts See naughty, nasty, dirty, kinky, s..

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