My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Aquatic Prairie Dog

1. Huge turd floating in a body of water, usually a lake. Hey Bryce, watch out for one of them aquatic prairie dogs while you're out ..

Oxymoral

1. 1. Moral principles, beliefs or behavior which are contradictory or hypocritical in nature. 2. An ethical paradox. Etymology: A gram..

1-up Mushroom

1. First seen in Super Mario Bros.Picking it up gives you an extra life. (duh!) Seen in about every Mario game. Mario got teh 1-up mushroo..

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