My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Kondor

1. why make one when you can make two kondor why roll one joint when you can roll two. it only takes a little more effort for twice the p..

Evelian

1. Someone who is like really really really really really really really really really really really really really gay or something, I'..

Hitch In The Giddyup

1. The catchall phrase used to describe an anomaly in physical behavior that is typically related to the aging process. Can also be applied..

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