My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Pittsburgh Tuxedo

1. Any authentic or replica uniform shirt of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Me an' my ol' lady went dahntahn to see a show at da Bened..

Unit 41

1. An act of bad assity surpassing even that of Chuck Norris. That guy just pulled a Unit 41 See bad ass, awesome, the bomb, chuck norris..

The Dirty Colmes Eye

1. o_O <- it looks like Alan Colmes!!!! you have to employ the three stooges defense for protection against the dirty Colmes eye!..

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