My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Zingerz

1. Another term for Magic Mushrooms. I was gone off zingerz till early in the morning. See shrooms..

Zahroodles

1. Adj. Defines any premade microwave-to-eat noodles/soup in a cup. Zahroodles taste good when microwaved correctly. See zahroodles, nood..

Quick Hack

1. A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces..

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