My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Ondore

1. 1. The character Marquis Halim Ondore IV in the video game Final Fantasy XII. He spread several falsehoods in the game, prompting a par..

Hochayed

1. To be left out in the cold, nearly or fully nude behind a dumpster of a Vietnamese restaurant/crackhouse after being brutally raped by a..

Yarnage

1. 1. The damage that a Yarn Crawl does to your credit card. 2. What's left of the yarn store after a tour bus of marauding knitters ..

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