My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Uber Puss

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Paradentals

1. Paradentals is a simple word that means parents. you can use it like: "My Paradentals grounded me "Obey the hand and wisdom..

You're On My Team

1. This phrase is used by guys to pick out attractive girls. If a guy says to you "You're on my team" it means he finds you ..

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