My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

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Jilldoe

1. a really fucked up nickname that a girl named jill has to deal with only beecause it rhymes with dildoe yo whats up jilldoe? See Jill..

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