My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

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Priaux

1. To stiff the guy in the bathroom who stands there waiting to hand you a hand towel, after taking him up on the jellied mints. I went to..

Pseudo-china

1. Any place that appears to be Oriental in origin. Dude, let's go to Pseudo-China. Douche, I'm not in the mood for that damn C..

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