My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Up The Tordoff

1. Having anal sex with someone in the showers after rugby, the tordoff (the person taking it up the bum) usually has the smallest penis. ..

The Do

1. An answer for things you can't be bothered to say or can't remember the name of. It can also be the reason for something you ..

Sandralike

1. Stenchy, quite often extremely dry. 'Refers to a females private' Dood, dont go after her shes Sandralike, I would know, wor..

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