My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Anglo-saxon

1. One of descent from England, but no-where else (not even other parts of the united kingdom) who can trace his or her mitochrondric DNA t..

Inflation

1. n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money. ..."in inf..

Monging

1. Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cumorgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladd..

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