My Pet Burrito

What is My Pet Burrito?

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

See phallus, dong, pecker, willie, hog, Flapjacks

Legal Document

1. One who abides by all laws, loves to play cop man, is a snitch, goes and gets coffee every morning to patrol the school parking lot, mak..

Pour Your Schlong Into It

1. When you are not nice to the baristahe will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Beca..

Moosick

1. 1. A sick cow. Nobody uses this slang, except me. 2. Music that sounds like a sick cow that lumbered into a recording studio. Teacher..

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