My Pony Too Slow

What is My Pony Too Slow?


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A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.

Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW


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