Myfaceipedia

What is Myfaceipedia?


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What we get when we merge Myspace, Facebook, and Wikipedia. You type the name of anyone in the world into a search engine and get a picture of their face. It sucks, really, really bad, but it won't be invented till the year 5555, when your arms are hanging limp at your sides, your legs got nothin' to do, some machines doing that for you...

Dude: "Did you check out MyFaceIpedia last night?"

Friend: "Holy shit! Did you just stand up?!"

Dude: "Yeah, so?"

Friend: "This is the year 5555!"

Dude: "Oh yeah."

Falls down.

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