What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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Random Words:
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when a fat person wears pants or short w/o any underwear giving the elusion that their ass is eating their pants.
WOW! That fat bitches..
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to be uberly funneh.
skyman is teh funneh..
