Mystery Bruises

What is Mystery Bruises?

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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

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