Mystery Bruises

What is Mystery Bruises?


1.

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

See whiteboy, blackout, crunk


43

Random Words:

1. When your stuck between two people that smell. I hate standing in line, and in front of me someone smells, and in back of me someone s..
1. you know insted of exactaly or exact :) makes it funnerer! note not to be used by chavs or all comic value will be lost form the word :)..
1. Portable MILL or GRINDING-MACHINE, traditionally employed by a lady for extracting a gentleman's seed. "It's amazing wha..