What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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in hebrew:the one that bites the pillows,an homosexual.
look,there is a noshech kariot around.lets get out of here.
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An insult directed at a female who is considered to be a slut based on her reputation for being/acting loose.
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