What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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going pee in the potty/ or just the toliet itself
Dude, I gotta hit the harry piss-potter before my bladder explodes...
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1. to have fecal matter in urgent need of ejection
shit man i got one in the departure lounge and ther aint no public toilets in Kreble..
