What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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Someone who is supposed to be smart but has no common sense. Or stupid genius.
Guy A: Dude, you know Tony from the Chess club? He was j..
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1. A person who during sex ejaculates prematurely.
2. A doof, queef, dumbass.
1. Way to go Jizm McGee...you made the family proud!
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