Mystery Bruises

What is Mystery Bruises?

1.

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

See whiteboy, blackout, crunk
43

Random Words:

Hagazine
1. hagazine (hag uzz een) NOUN. A magazinefor or about ugly old women. Me - Everyone in that rag is a withered old crone from Orange Count..
Read more
Pandacity
1. The state or quality of viewing things in a pandacious manner, that is, seeing things as being black and white like the colors of a pand..
Read more
Equi
1. equi is a name for an extremely sexygirl; one that you can nailall night long, or get a stiffyover because of her face. an equi often h..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free