What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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is when a guys balls smells like farts
girl 1: someone told me that larry has fart balls
girl 2: ewww i heard that to and some one tol..
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Someone who says something stupid at the end of a good joke and ruins it for everyone. Replaces the punch line leaving the joke useless..
