What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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Random Words:
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The fastest way known to break into song and dance about a bird, and that the so called bird, is in fact the word.
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The Persian variant of douche bag. Can be used to refer specifically to a Persian who is a douche bag, or can be used by a fobby Persian..
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when a guy is happy =)
The viagra made him have tight pants.
See boner, erect, morning wood, woody, stiffy, hard
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A form of pants ..
