What is Mystery Bruises?
1.
The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
See
Random Words:
1.
A chungaloon is a fatty mcpatty...a very overweight person.
"Dang! Did you seen that chungaloon waddling down the street?"
S..
