What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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Random Words:
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(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
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The sensation that your feet, despite having been perfectly comfortable outside and in your car, are now sweating profusely and are tota..
