What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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A vehicle obtained in trade for drugs, usually for a set amount of time although occasionally the owner will call it in stolen.
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men-st-brate /men-st-breyte/
-verb -at⋅ed, -at⋅ing
to perform the act of masturbation while on the menstrual cycle; the act of ..
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When consuming drugs, marijuana, shrooms etc.. and not letting anyone else no that you have, while trying to go the whole night without ..
