What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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The mark left on your leg when you remove your sock. Plural: crinklebons
I took my socks off and there were some wicked crinklebons.
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Super Snapple (n.)- Adding alcohol, usually vodka, to a bottle of Snapple in order to conceal its contents.
Also: A popular drink to re..
