What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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Random Words:
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to be disgraced and made a fool of.
The Celtics just made an embarrassment of the Lakers in the 2008 NBA Finals
hahahaha suckaaahs!!!
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it is when you fuck an underage cubs fan in the ass while shoving her head into one of the urinals at wrigley while yelling, go cubbies!..
