What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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Random Words:
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A baby mongloid; Also used to call someone an idiot.
Shut up, you freakin' mongloid baby!..
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Like manhandling only with a van, or min-van.
*getting out of a tight parking spot*
Cass: Sweet vanhandling! I thought you would hit ..
