What is Mystery Bruises?
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The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
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The smell of breath that smells like Anal and Angus Varnys breath and word he gets aroused by.
Angus Varney has Anal Breath.
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The art of getting a Blumpkin by two chicks at the same time. (Preferably by two HOT chicks)
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