What is Mystery Bruises?
1.
The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.
Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.
See
Random Words:
1.
A convent dedicated to lexicography.
edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunn..
1.
A term used to describe the neck on a person that resembles the texture of a scrotum.
Oh my God, did you see Harrison Ford's scrot..
