Mystery Man

What is Mystery Man?

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?

Jay: No, what?

Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-

Jay: Stop Talking...

See jack off, masterbation, masturbation, whack off, mystery hand

Andrew: Texas Ranger

1. 1. Dumbass who tells unbelieveable stories in the hopes of impressing someone. (a corruption of Andrew and Walker: Texas Ranger. Circa..

Brolli

1. a defensive instrument implemented by men to ward off falling groups of H2O; also known as an "umbrella" I could tell it was ..

Umg

1. An exclamation of amazement and disbelief. umg I just won the lottery!..

Mystery Man Edit Meaning