Mystery Man

What is Mystery Man?

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?

Jay: No, what?

Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-

Jay: Stop Talking...

See jack off, masterbation, masturbation, whack off, mystery hand

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