Mystery Man

What is Mystery Man?


1.

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?

Jay: No, what?

Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-

Jay: Stop Talking...

See jack off, masterbation, masturbation, whack off, mystery hand


41

Random Words:

1. way too many women... when I was younger, growing up with my sisters, I always said to myself, "w.t.m.w". See whining, wome..
1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..
1. Sounds of porn. Guy #1 - Hey dude, turn the volume down! I don't wanna hear those Moans N' Groans! See and, porn, sex..