What is Mystery Poop?
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The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.
Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.
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After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.
I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.
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