Nail Turd

What is Nail Turd?


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When a lady is putting one or more fingers up their lovers rectum. Deep swirling , fingers curling and circular motions will help to get the best effects for this.

Once the rectum becomes sore, remove finger/fingers to examine and sniff the nail turd.

Extra points to eat the prize.

"Hey big boy, look at the nail turd i got tonight!"

"Have you been eating seafood again??"


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