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When you don't wipe up your seman after masterbation and it sticks to your underwear.
Man my dick hurts after that krusty keblar..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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A HUGE white horse thats runs through forests, barns, cities, and whatnot creating mischief and chaos by merging into traffic and throwi..