Naked Luke

What is Naked Luke?


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An incoherently drunk person who after numersous shots with Captain chasers, goes streaking and passes out on strangers front lawns.

A local legend from Des Plaines Illinois once achieved this feat and attained the coveted title of "Town Drunk." A Naked Luke was born.

See drunk, streaking, naked, incoherent, legend, town drunk


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