What is Naked Luke?
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An incoherently drunk person who after numersous shots with Captain chasers, goes streaking and passes out on strangers front lawns.
A local legend from Des Plaines Illinois once achieved this feat and attained the coveted title of "Town Drunk." A Naked Luke was born.
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