Name's Mom

What is Name's Mom?


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Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son, Name, how to kill, instead of anything good at all, and at one point raped him, causing something in his brain to go off and turn him into a man with a one-track mind.

Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.


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