What is Name's Mom?
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Probably some 789lb. fat-fuck who grew up blowing away anyone who used slang at all, even when quoting it. She taught her son,
Name's mom is so stupid, she got stabbed with a revolver and shot with throwing knives.
Random Words:
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Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms wait..
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The Greatest fucking beverage in the World
"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."
After tho..
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Judging someone's worthiness based on the neighborhood they live in before all other criteria.
"If you live east of downtown,..
