What is Nao?
1.
Written "nao" or "na0" for geekier persons.
It means "now" in a more bashful and impatient way.
Used a lot in forums or discusion/image boards like "chans" or gamefaqs.
1)
Picz na0 or it didn't happen!!1!
2)
John: I'm hungry
Mom: It will be ready in......
John: NAOOOO!
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2.
The slang term pronounced for the word "Now". Preferably used in an improper statement.
Guy: Omg lets go somewhere NAO!
Guy 2: But theres no where else to go, we've been everywhere!
Girl: Lately, there hasnt been anything to do, ugh im so bored right about NAO.
Girl 2: I feel you sistuh.
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3.
A panacaeic statement of utter derision or disdain.
Relevant in many contexts; generally to exacerbate the embarassment of a failed joke, but perhaps specifically directed at an individual, preceding the target's name, or title, in order to indicate their knob-headedness.
Old Fisherian in its etymology, derived from the older expression 'nao barry'. Common in south london area. Spread faithfully nation-wide by alumni.
'Yes I'm hungwy. I'm hungwy feh wevenge!'
'....................................NAO SIR!!!'
'Nao your life'
'Nao Liam'
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4.
Commonly used among gaming communities, as a
Jim: OMG COME QUICK NAO!!!!!!!11
Mary: You suck.
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5.
Word invented by students at a south east london school to mock the stupidity and complete twatness of other individuals, often used at the end of a crap joke
A> Did anyone see that interesting science program last nite? <tumbleweed>
B> Nao
6.
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"That sounds awesome; was it a local game?" "No! You can watch me playing on nao!"
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7.
Portuguese word to no, without the ~
Me: U'r guei
You:NAOOOO
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