Narwhal

What is Narwhal?


1.

The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fucka whale. They are THAT magical.

When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR

2.

A horned whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'

"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL!"

"A what?"

"A horned whale."

"You ever you know...?"

"No, what?"

"Tap that?"

"Dude thats just wrong"

See narwhal, horned, whale, sex, creature

3.

The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups.

Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.

See whale, unicorn, horns, amazing, animals, arctic

4.

The most awesome Fish in the world

Narwhals they are so awesome

like an underwater unicorn

they've got a kick-ass a facial horn

they are the Jedi of the sea

See narwhal, jedi, sea, facial, horn

5.

A Magical Sea Unicorn That If Its Horn Is Touch..You Gain The Abilty To Fly

(Its Name Roughly Translated Is Horny Fish.)

a:Holy Shit! That Guy Is Flying!

b:Musta Touched A Narwhal.

See narwhal, fly, horny, fish, shit

6.

To poke someone with a morning boner.

When I woke up, I narwhaled Susie in the ass. She laughed and said "doesn't that thing ever sleep?". Then she rolled over and we fuckedlike rabbits until I had to piss.

See poke, prod, boner, morning wood

7.

Its only the best animal alive!!! Its a f'ing whale thingy with a 10 foot unicorn horn && yes they are real! They are the most Bamf creatures ever created!

Stupid Guy: Dude what is that?

Cool Person: It's a Narwhal! Duhh! They are BAMF!

See narwhal, beast, bamf, unicorn, real


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