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When you have a terrible case of diarrhea and it sounds like someone is deflating a wet balloon the size of the Hindenberg.
"Oh m..
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The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then..
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A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.
Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me...