Nascar Facelift

What is Nascar Facelift?


1.

A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.

"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."

See white trash, redneck, trailer trash, lowlife, welfare

2.

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

See redneck, white trash, trailer trash, welfare


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