What is National Jerk Off Day?
1.
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!
See
Random Words:
1.
A person who is so obnoxious they make you squeamish.
My boss is obsqueaxious because he so much loves to hear the sound of his own voi..