What is National Jerk Off Day?

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In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

See holiday, fake, kwanzaa, jerk off, jerking off
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