Nature's Napkins

What is Nature's Napkins?


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the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

See balls, testicles, nuts, scrota, weiner


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