What is Naughty Blumpkin?
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When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.
The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..