Naughty Blumpkin

What is Naughty Blumpkin?

When a man is receiving oral pleasure while relieving himself on the toilet and enjoying a nice meal of Jack-in-the-box.

The naughty blumpkin that you sister gave me last night was fantastic. She even paid for the Jack in the Box.

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