Naughty Smack Edit Meaning

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Also Known as "Car Bastarding"

This is where one yells from the window, driving past a pedestrian at three or four miles an hour, the following. Firstly to attract the attention of ones victim.

Secondly to fix their gaze and

Thirdly to yell like a venomous retard whilst clawing at the car door trying to escape. The monologue is as follows and contains only one individual insertion, an appropriate word that will offend your victim, such as wig, or handbag, or sausage or even, cupboard or penis. This insertion point (tee-hee) is represented as a text like vagina below.

"CUSE ME"

"CUSE-ME"

"CUSE-ME"

(To be said full on Joey Style, Remember you are a down syndrome child)

NAUGHTY

NAUGHTY

NAUGHTY (())

NAUGHTY (())

(Then making away st speed)

SMACK

SMACK

NAUGHTY SMACK

NAUGHTY SMAAAAAAAACK.

This game orignates from South Woodham Ferrers, Essex.

See naughty, smack, cunty, car bastard, car bastarding