What is N00b Metal?
1.
Similar to nu-metal, the n00b-metal genre relies on songs lacking any '1337 skillz'. Their 3 track EP's can generally only be found on the artists' geocities webspace in WMA form.
Used when a band thinks of themselves as real metal but in fact are as technically skilled as an guitar playing epileptic in a room with a strobe light.
"I wish i could go to your n00b metal internet concert, but i have a Starcraft-themed 14th birthday to go to"
See
Random Words:
1.
stomach ache, comparable to Montezuma's revenge
after eating that fried chicken last night, I got a really bad Mexican Tooth Ache!..
1.
To have sex with, to fuck,
I want to yoinky boink him
See Rachel..
