N00bs

What is N00bs?


1.

a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.

n00b : HAHA I PWND J00!!!

guy : lol n00b

n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK!!!

guy : wat a n00b

See bob

2.

n00bs.

A form of insult usually used by internet knowledgable gamers, that know everything there ismto know about... well everything. However, it is considered different to 'newb', as a newb is a player that has just started that is asking a simple question, but a 'n00b', is a person that has had enough time to get to grips with everything, and should know the answer to his stupid question. Basically it is calling somebody stupid. It is also used in a game trade, when the newb gets scammed.

n00b:Hello. How do I move?

Lvl 999 player: It tells you on the main screen you n00b!!!! and if you don't know that, how come your level 998!?!?!?!?!?!?!? N00B!!!!!!!!111!1!1!

3.

These newcomers usually think of themselves as cyber celebs, have bad grammer, brag in a fagish way, and are overall annoying.

n00b:o fu mofo i am t3h best so dont sass me!!1!1!1!11

normal person:Speak in English please.

n00b:U BAK TOKKED MEH NOW I AM GONNA REPORT U FO SPAMMIN MAH HANGOUT SPOT

See hi

4.

Someone who is new to something and thinks they are an expert.

n00b:You are all wrong,idots, camembert is by far softer than brie. You're all such n00bs.

See all your base are belong to us

5.

people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.

noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ!!!1!!!!!!

RGamer: Stfu n00b.

noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP

RGamer: shut up dude you suck

noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah!

OGamer: Dude wtf?

noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID

RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b

noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY!!!!!1!!

RGamer Has logged off

noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME

OGamer: Man you suck

OGamer has logged off

6.

very irratable and enoying. A Person who is new to something but acts like they are an expert, also usually using the "1337" hacker language. . . which is also a pile of bollox to be honest.

A n00b is different to a newb tho. a newb is new to something, but with out the stupid questions and big headed-ness.

n00b: I OwnZ Joo all LOL11!!1!11!1! , how do i get in the vehicle? LOL!!!11!!

Player: Press E

n00b: i Gonnas Pwn Joo ass LOL!L!11!!

Player: Burn in hell u fu*king piss sh*t

7.

Somebody on a internet gaming/forum site who is likely to be illiterate and say lol , stfu and things along those lines. They are also likely to be stupid enought to say "Wtf? Wat?" when you call them a n00b or say anything slightly intelligent.

n00b: LyK OmFG y DnT U jSt stfu!11!!one!!!1!!

Normal Person: What a n00b

n00b: Wtf Is ThT?

Normal Person: A new person who is stupid and irritating e.g you

n00b: LYK OmG CnT beLeive You I Am RepORtiNG YOu!oNe!!!!111111111

Normal Person: What for may i ask?

n00b: PweAse DonAte ME SoMeThinG


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