Neckbeard

What is Neckbeard?


1.

1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.

If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.

See nerd, geek, dweeb

2.

Facial hair that extends underneath your chin and onto your neck.

I didn't shave for 2 weeks, and my neckbeard was itching something fierce!

3.

Kyle Orton's alter ego, backup quarterback for the Chicago Bears

Kyle Orton takes the snaps, but Neckbeard throws the touchdowns.

See chicago, bears, kyle, orton, nfl

4.

A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.

"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"

"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"

See neckbeard, beautiful, gracious, baby


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