Necrolepsy

What is Necrolepsy?


1.

Necrolepsy is a disorder marked by sudden, uncontrollable death, causing an individual to die at inappropriate times.

People with necrolepsy die suddenly—anywhere, at any time, maybe even in the middle of a conversation. These sudden deaths can last from a few seconds to more than an hour. Depending on where they occur, they may be mildly inconvenient or even dangerous to the individual. Some people experience zombie-like tendencies where they continue to function outwardly during the death episodes.

See death, zombie, disorder

2.

A disorder in the same class as Narcolepsy. Necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.

The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.

See narcolepsy, call center, disease, disorder


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