Needledick Bugfucker

What is Needledick Bugfucker?

1.

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"

From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

See weave

2.

A penis so small that it can fuck bugs.

Holy shit guys, that dudes a needledick bugfucker!

See needledick, bugfucker, bug, fucker, needle, dick, small, bugs

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