Needs Snakes

What is Needs Snakes?


1.

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Titanic, Gigli, 8 mile, etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...

Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

See soap, snakes on a plane, samuel l. jackson, snakes, plane

2.

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Gigli, 8 mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin', etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...

Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

See soap, snakes on a plane, samuel l. jackson, snakes, plane


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