What is Nelstan?
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A once prosperous town in the heart of Lancashire, now reduced to an aslamic slum hellhole following the terrible mistake of letting the pakis in. See also Brierstan and Bradfordalalabad.
"Went to Nelstan the other day"
"Fuckin unlucky mate"
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