What is Nelstan?
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A once prosperous town in the heart of Lancashire, now reduced to an aslamic slum hellhole following the terrible mistake of letting the pakis in. See also Brierstan and Bradfordalalabad.
"Went to Nelstan the other day"
"Fuckin unlucky mate"
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Random Words:
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A present you give to someone but it really benefits you.
Jon: WOW, a garden gnome?!
Heather: Yeah! It matches the ones in my garden.
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