What is Neon Light Disease?
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Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.
2: Excuse me?
1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?
2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?
1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?
2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.
1: Ah well, that's their loss.
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