Neon Light Disease

What is Neon Light Disease?


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Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.

A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.

1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.

See neon, light, disease, awake, not, tired


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