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When side-shagging your girlfriend, the guy turns to his side to spew on her night table.
I fucked her so hard I had to loop and shoot ..
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A menstrual ejection. When a woman is menstruating, and she queefs a blood clot.
I was giving your mom a donkey punch when she popped ..
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Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they ar..