Nerd Shields

What is Nerd Shields?


1.

Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.

(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"

"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"

"Yes, I will remove mine as well"

"There we go"

"Much Better"

See glasses, nerds, shields, kissing


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