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Vosh in the Bar baptizing people for 5$ paypal. With permission from Chopperdave who owns the trademark for it but is allowing him to use it free from royalties.

"Who wants to be saved and not sent to hell? I can baptize you over the internet. But only if you paypall me $5. A great deal on everlasting bliss!" -Vosh


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