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The safest, most politically correct holiday in the world. Of course, that's assuming you live somewhere that they have winter......
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When you have sex with your woman in the house you are building while it is under construction
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a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks
my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor..