What is New Albany?
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New Albany: New ALbany is one big suberb. Although the people living there are called "preppy","snobs", and an entire selection that I won't even go into, they can be considered "nice". Only about 10% of kids living there are preppy or snobs. The rest of them are very nice people who once you get to know them they probably are preppy and snob-ish. But once you get past all the sterotypes and name calling. I bet about 70% are not what they seem and truly nice kids and teenagers. So next time you pass through New Albany don't treat it like the poop stain on the underwear of society. Treat it with respect and then paint the horrid white fences a different color. No don't do that, just go to city hall and complain about them.
Bob: Lets go to New Albany!
Jim: No they're mean!
Sammy:No their not! You see New ALbany is one big suberb..........
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Suburb of Columbus, OH. Located in the North East corner. People tend to believe it's very rich and preppy, which parts are, but not everyone who lives there is rich. The whole "if you live near the country club you have better social status" is entirely not true unless your like ten years old. The high school is NOT the size of a large college campus, it would be smaller than a college campus. It is an outdoor campus so there is a court yard which makes the school look bigger, when really there is only about 1000 students in high school. It's a great place to get an education, the teachers for the most part care about teaching you. So don't judge it until you have lived there because it's a great place to live.
Bobby: Oh your from New Albany? Are you rich?
Sally: No. Most people who live there are middle class families, so get off my nuts.
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A town near columbus ohio. Most people that live near new albany but not exactly in it consider it to be the town of "rich bitches". The people in New Albany actually tend to be very nice. Not everyone is rich either. Altough a lot are rich, there are a lot of "average" people. People in New Albany like to shop, normally at a local mall "Easton". New Albany has a pretty good track team as well as a football team. Most people think students at NAMS (New Albany middle school) and NAHS (New Albany high school) are preppy. A lot are considered "slutty" or "emo" which is true. These kind of people override the normal kids.
Those chicks are from New Albany
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A nouveau-riche, contrived suburb northeast of Columbus, Ohio. Contrary to popular opinion, kids here are not preppy, but rather "skater-ish," tacky, and trashy. The real east-side Columbus preps (read: not Bexley Jews) live in rural Gahanna, near Rocky Fork Country Club, with large, private homes with lots of land. They don't send their children to public schools like New Albany, but rather to Columbus's premier private school, The Columbus Academy. They prefer to spend their time at Rocky Fork Country Club or Columbus Country Club, not the ostentatious, faux-Anglo New Albany Country Club.
John: Kids in New Albany are so rich!
Carruthers: Proof that money can't buy class!
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a suburb of columbus ohio, there is a total of about 10 houses under a million dollars and the home of the owner of limited, victorias secret, bath and body works, limited too, and express. the kids here are snobby not to mention preppy and if your 16 and 1 day and havnt received a mercedes yet; your shunned. new albany is home of the prestigious new albany country club with a $10,000 per month fee. the popular kids live in the "country club neighborhood" and living on the golf course is is key in social ranking. the kids go to new albany elementary, middle, and high school which is the size of a large college campus though new albany is only about 5 square miles. other that the fact that if your not a million/billionaire (there are many billionaires) your not highly ranked new albany is a nice place to live
Jill: want to go shopping at easton?
Jane: yeah let me get my dads platinum viisa
Jill: you dont have your own?!
Jane: nope
Jill: jane.. i dont think we can be friends anymore,, im going to the new albany country club
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