New Fangled

What is New Fangled?


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An object, device, any product of mankind, which is deemed futuristic, unnecessary, and occasionally gay. Something is often called new fangled by a cranky old man who is spiteful of this new and awesome technology. Types of art can be considered new fangled as well, particularly music (commonly created by young people.

Brian: Hey Grandpa did you see that tricked out roll of tape Jimmywas rolling down the street!?

Grandpa Jones: Hell yes I did! That new fangled device surely cost his mama a pretty penny! In my day we used spit and semen to stick shit to shit!

Brian: STFU D0OD!!!!!!

See new, fangle, nu, blood, stupid, unnecessary, futuristic, dumb


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