What is New Vernon?
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one of the richest towns in the US...filled with rich bitches and snobs, the houses could school all celebs on CRIBS. crime rate- 0%. not one sidewalk found in town.
"Look at the girl with her gucchi bag and Louis Vuitton shoes"
"yeah she lives in new vernon, her dad owns the country club."
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Richest, preppiest, and classiest town in America. New Vernon is the wealthiest town in Morris County, located in northwestern New Jersey. It should be noted that Morris County is the wealthiest county in America. So, it is safe to say that New Vernon is fuckin' LOADED! And we like it that way. People here live in the most badass mansions, drive the sickest cars, have the best looks, and dress to impress 24/7. People from here KNOW how to throw a party and how to run a business. Everyone knows everyone else, and contrary to popular belief, everyone is really nice. We all say hi to eachother at the temporary trailor post-office, ahhaah. BUT a nice ass one is being built across from Bill's, which is the best deli known to man. Most of the kids go to private school but a few go to Madison for highschool, where they are usually shunned for being so wealthy. but its cool, we get to drive home early in our BMWs and Mercedes when it rains outside. Madison and Chatham kids are just jealous at the supreme wealth that New Vernon and Harding Twp kids have. And of course, we always stay classy.
Only one zip code is wealthier than 90210.. and its 07976, New Vernon, biatch!
How does that chick afford all that Chanel, Versace, Dior, D&G, Gucci, and Yves Saint Lauren? Ohhh, she's from New Vernon! Damn she knows how to be!
Oh shit! Look at that stud in his Saleen S7! His popped collar, Armani suit, and sexy face makes me want him even more! Of course he is from New Vernon and lives on Welsh..
Even the dogs from New Vernon are fly. Poochie from Lindsley has diamond encrusted toenails!
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