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When you sit on your dick, then give your self a handjob. It makes it feel like you're giving someone else a handjob.
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A VG is when you take a virgin girl out for a nice dinner, then take her home and ask her to the Pepsi challenge, only you have replaced..
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The act of imagining yourself running alongside
the vehicle you're actually travelling in.
i engaged in a little plectonalism on ..