Newburgh

What is Newburgh?


1.

City in upstate (downstate? Depends on your point-of-view) New York in the USA. WAY tougher than pussy ol' Poughkeepsie. Take a midnight stroll down Chambers Street and tell me I'm wrong. Has way better views of the Hudson River, too.

It is connected to Beacon by the Hamilton Fish Newburgh-Beacon Bridge. The main high schoolis NFA, or Newburgh Free Academy, or No Fun Allowed. That last one was not a joke. The school mascot is the Goldback (A type of eagle) and the main rival is Kingston.

Population of 28,259 as of the 2000 census.

ACHIEVEMENTS

-First American city to have electricity

-Home to Broadway, at one time the widest street in America

-One of the first cities in America to fluoridate its water supply

-One of the test markets for the first televisions; the positive feedback the TV's received helped start the worldwide phenomenon

-Once the location of George Washington's encampment.

Bordered by the much more wealthy Town of Newburgh to the north, and middle-class New Windsor to the south.

A.K.A.: The Sixth Borough, Da Burgh, Boringsville, Retardsville

Newburgh is actually a pretty interesting place, despite what most teenagers say about it.

See ghetto, crime, poverty, river, new york, usa

2.

what one calls a homosexual that will sleep with anything

"Will, i cant believe you almost seplt with a newburgh!"

See perez hilton, gerbil setting, gerbiling, dirty jason priestly

3.

what one calls a homosexual slut that will sleep with anyone

"Will, I Can't believe you almost slep with a newburgh

See slut, gerbil, gerbil setting


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