What is Newitt?
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a lively character normally identified by a floppy mane, conical breasts, a gangly build and a fat willies surf shack tshirt. will consume no less than 16 regular sized pork sausages and a jar of pickled gherkins per sitting. normal habits will include the hoarding of alcohol related paraphenalia, consuming large amounts of salad vegetables and using household linoleum as a makeshift coolant. liable to have sporadic verbal outbursts, not always of a leud nature. lesser spotted newitts may also be seen in compliment to a oazl
that's just textbook newitt
i newitt
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Whenever you wake up on Tuesday mornings with a hangover and you feel like throwing up but you dont want to because your slippers are to..
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walking around with your wang hanging out of your pants
hey bro i can see your dick... O i know im long sleevein it!..
