What is Newitt?
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a lively character normally identified by a floppy mane, conical breasts, a gangly build and a fat willies surf shack tshirt. will consume no less than 16 regular sized pork sausages and a jar of pickled gherkins per sitting. normal habits will include the hoarding of alcohol related paraphenalia, consuming large amounts of salad vegetables and using household linoleum as a makeshift coolant. liable to have sporadic verbal outbursts, not always of a leud nature. lesser spotted newitts may also be seen in compliment to a oazl
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a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.
Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and..
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A weapon of mass destruction.
"Man, that Militia got knocked the FUCK OUT with that rolling pin!"
See roxbury, militia..
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The most hilarious Snake Handler in history. Known for such skills as tickling lizards and frogs...and allowing trees to fall on his cam..
