What is Newitt?
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a lively character normally identified by a floppy mane, conical breasts, a gangly build and a fat willies surf shack tshirt. will consume no less than 16 regular sized pork sausages and a jar of pickled gherkins per sitting. normal habits will include the hoarding of alcohol related paraphenalia, consuming large amounts of salad vegetables and using household linoleum as a makeshift coolant. liable to have sporadic verbal outbursts, not always of a leud nature. lesser spotted newitts may also be seen in compliment to a oazl
that's just textbook newitt
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When a "friend" calls you and asks for a favor (money, pot, beer, etc,) with no intention of returning the favor. This person..
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a creature created from every animal mixed together into one.
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something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina
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